• men: women who wear makeup are just lying to us
  • men: it's 8 inches



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heliolisk:

thatweirdphysicist:

heliolisk:

I HAD 3 PIECES OF CHEESECAKE AND ICE CREAM OH MY GOD

What a champ

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IM LACTOSE INTOLERANT



promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes





fagbarbie:

*doesn’t have internet access for a week*

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I missed national lipstick day so

beautyyytime:

Why one eyebrow always comin out Gucci and the other eyebrow comin out Walmart



filmesss:

Cry-Baby - 1990

  • me: halloween is coming soon
  • mom: it's july
  • me:
  • me: halloween is coming soon






no-this-is-jarod:

public school dress code

pineboxlily:

*swoon*