when jesus is born I get presents
when jesus dies I get chocolate
I love jesus
(Source: albinoblackman, via nicoosuxx)
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
(via asperss)
boys who can pull off facial hair are hot
i think you’re supposed to use a razor
(via satanic-un1c0rn)