deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother



trendymakeups:

Would you wear this chic makeup?

aweepingangel:

i was never jealous of barbie’s body

i was jealous of all the shit she had and that fucking mansion and her pimp ass car and her hot boyfriend




firewonk:

same



eatpussylivehappy:

I think you’re cute

cute as in I wanna hear what you sound like while experiencing an orgasm




thelastillwriteofyou:

literally me talking to my friends in public

(Source: popculturebuzz)




(Source: thepoorgroomsbrideissoslutty)





lana-michelle:

it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked









notkud:

Almond and lilac!
A custom pair of headphone from CE



stumpfuckers:

looking at photos of models that i want to look like while eating pizza in bed